Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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