Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Randomize
