My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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