your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Randomize