Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I love you.
Bad choice
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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