That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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