So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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