yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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