It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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