We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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