You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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