Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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