But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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