Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
So much rum. So many feels.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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