also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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