brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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