She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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