I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
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