I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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