i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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