Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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