All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
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