He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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