i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
My ass is underappreciated
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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