Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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