HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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