So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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