I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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