I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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