I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
is this the sara with the beer cane?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
My life is pants optional.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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