the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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