I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
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