and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
you inspire me to be a worse person
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
At least life still wants to fuck me.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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