Kareoke will never be a sober sport
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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