Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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