Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
from now on my penis is your penis
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I need water and some morals
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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