I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
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