Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
