I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Randomize
