Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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