He is like the real live version of the state fair..
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
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