Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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