We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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