awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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