You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
i will never coherently bang her
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Randomize
