Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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