I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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