Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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