and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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