The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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