I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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