I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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