Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
false alarm. still invincible.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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