I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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